gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

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ralndrops:

"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out." Porphyria R’lyeh.  (via sonder-inpravda)

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"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6." (via dangerdannyy)

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terrance-shmerrance:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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I would putt his gif on my blog regardless, in fact I’m pretty sure I have before

(via adorablyinsane)

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phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice, via adorablyinsane)

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