twelvefeethigh:

Drunken realizations of how shitty I am of a person 👍

(via anothergirlwithoutasharper-knife)

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Pros and cons of making food
  • Pros: food
  • Cons: making
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obnoxiouskids:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

ITS MEEE

(via loveliness-underneath)

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chicagobowls:

listening to music while high as shit

(Source: imsoshive, via emptycarnival)

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gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety

(via dearlyndsayy)

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tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

(via loveliness-underneath)

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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(via adorablyinsane)

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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

(via tinyviciousporkchop)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via thatsloveely)

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